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Your Sex Sign Reading ... 12/3/2005
Aquarius
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Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists
and turns
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Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when
a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more
an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks
aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship,
it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns ...
1 Comments, 269 Views,
10 Votes
,5.38 Score
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One that should have been on top 10 list 11/17/2005
I was reading the article "10 Things You Don't
Want To Hear During Sex" and just had to let everyone
know what our #1 would be. I have what you could call a warped
sense of humor. Luckily, over the years my husband has come
to expect just about anything from me. Once during sex,
I was on top riding him and his hard-on disappeared.Me,
being me, spontaneously bursts into laughter, roll off, ...
3 Comments, 649 Views,
28 Votes
,4.06 Score
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AdultFriendFinder 11/15/2005
AdultFriendFinder ---- thats the joke ha
1 Comments, 475 Views,
10 Votes
,1.00 Score
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Should I use a condom in my sexual fantasies? 11/13/2005
This is all true.
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Obviously, most people decide it's wise to use a condom
for sex outside monogamous relationships. And I agree
with this. However, should I also use condoms for sexual
fantasies that take place only in my own head?
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On the face of it, it's a damn stupid question, because
there's no chance of STD infection OR pregnancy from
a sexual fantasy. So ...
6 Comments, 455 Views,
6 Votes
,0.80 Score
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satisfied never 11/5/2005
you know when I saw the handle I was hopeful. but I must of
misinterpreted it he's not the one never satisfied.
you are. Love the broad chest and the beautiful faced just
make sure you have your dildo and lots of batteries. I speak
from experience. One lost soul
1 Comments, 209 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Would you join a group... 10/31/2005
Dear AdultFriendFinder members;
<br>
How many of you would be willing to join a discussion group,
where the membership requirements are. That you must be
willing to go with a current group member or the group’s
moderator, for free and anonymous HIV testing (say within
thirty 30 days from joining the group) and share your test
results with each other to prove that you are both HIV ...
2 Comments, 364 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Normal Shrinkage and other things? 10/20/2005
Things I sometimes wonder about....
If you cook meat it shrinks. So heat causes shrinkage. Yes?
Yet some guys claim cold water causes "ahem"
shrinkage!
Why do they call it a blow job? I don't consider it a job
(it's fun), and I don't think I've
ever blown on one!
Why is the person in the next car always seem to be either
combing their hair, picking their ...
0 Comments, 369 Views,
21 Votes
,5.35 Score
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Blind Date Ditch 10/19/2005
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Blind dates are just plain scary, but it gets a lot worse
when you meet them and discover they are far from even the
most meager of hopes you had for them to be what you wanted.
Here's some tips on how to get rid of them, fast!
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date ...
0 Comments, 214 Views,
4 Votes
,4.80 Score
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the balls 10/18/2005
is it just me or do we not want to have anything to do with the
balls??lol really though. Some can be stinky just like
pussies...and they just sit there so why bother?? I know
i get right in there and do what i can to please my man but it
can become bothersome...no?
2 Comments, 218 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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Emails back and forth at work.... 10/7/2005
Dear Sam,
I am writing to you from work, where I am getting nothing
done.
I want to suck you off.
It's all I can think about and I am totally distracted.
I just want to bury my head in your lap, smell your intoxicating
smell, and lick, suck & swallow all of you.
I love to do it, and you know it.
I want to hear you moan and beg for more. I love that, too.
I have nothing ...
0 Comments, 478 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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Bartender's Guide 9/7/2005
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
<br>
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could
nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
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*Drink: Beer, Personality: Casual, low-maintenance;
down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a ...
4 Comments, 467 Views,
18 Votes
,4.63 Score
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When sex is funny...its more fun 8/31/2005
We all want sex to be fun, of course, but how about funny?
This may seem like a demented concept, but laughter makes
us feel better, and what better confidence booster than
to be able to laugh with your partner comfortably when you
are sitting there naked as jay birds. Laughter is healthy,
and sex is healthy, so why shouldn't the two go together.
I remeber one time a girlfriend and I were ...
1 Comments, 131 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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laughing 8/24/2005
humour is the key to a good relationship to be able to leugh
together and at each other is quite refreshing
2 Comments, 78 Views,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score
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I dont know if I'm good at giving men Blow Jobs 8/24/2005
How do you know? I have only been with a few men in my life...
Dont get me wrong... I love to give head! I just dont know
if I am any good at it. I never really asked if I was any good
at it. I was always told it's not nice to talk with your
mouth full. I mean they cum quite quickly most of the time.
They just dont scream "Yeah Baby, Yeah just like that!"
I guess I am just wondering if ...
9 Comments, 496 Views,
20 Votes
,4.02 Score
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This is just a little joke you can share with whomever!!! 8/22/2005
One night there were this boy and girl on their way home from
prom. The boy was driving along when all of a sudden the girl
looked at him and said "I want to have sex."
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So the boy pulls over the car, gets out his condom and they
do their thing. When they were finished he threw the condom
out the window. A few seconds later the girl looks at him
and says "I want to have sex ...
1 Comments, 381 Views,
16 Votes
,1.07 Score
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safe sex, horny wanna fuck 2 men all night& more? 8/20/2005
We havent had sex all week, because were on over time at work.
Im also tierd because were together 24/7. We went to see
louise faricon last tuesday, or wensday. I went to learn
his muslim culture, to learn the man , Im with daily. I WAS
surprised to see a women who wears little clothes, due to
hotness, temuter wise. Liked the womens muslim gowns,
Im trying to bond to everything. He takes ...
0 Comments, 334 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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0 To 200 In 4 Seconds 8/13/2005
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for
weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like
car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
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He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck,
but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price
range.
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"Look !" she said. I want something that goes
from 0 to ...
0 Comments, 290 Views,
24 Votes
,5.40 Score
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My latest brush with true love 8/6/2005
So I’m going at it like a Drunken Viking. I’ve got a hand on
the back of her head, not too hard but still pushing her face
to pillow. I’m tagging bottom with every thrust and digging
it. She likes it rough and this is about as rough as I can give
it.
Knock, knock.
I grab a bottle of personal lube and squirt some down the
crack of her ass, and start working it in ...
0 Comments, 365 Views,
15 Votes
,2.98 Score
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The Wedding Test 7/31/2005
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend; she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down when ...
0 Comments, 515 Views,
25 Votes
,7.34 Score
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A Blind Date By Any Other Name.... 7/30/2005
"...'Lo" I answered the phone in my usual
lackadaisical manner. I already knew it would be my beautiful
but scolding .
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"Mom, is that any way to answer a phone? Why do you sound
so …listless?" My scolded. Listless? Okay…listless
is much easier to spell than lackadaisical.
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"I'm sorry, Dear but there just doesn't
seem to be anything worth answering ...
2 Comments, 261 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Pick Up Lines 7/21/2005
AdultFriendFinder keeps losing posts, and people seemed to like it before,
so I'm reposting it.
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A friend sent me this a few years ago, don't know where
it came from. OK, some of these are truly rude, some corny,
some REALLY dumb, but some are pretty clever.
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Given the right situation, I could see using a few... My
favorite: #108. Which do you like?
<br>
1. ...
3 Comments, 588 Views,
25 Votes
,4.35 Score
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Have a favorite song to fuck to? 7/10/2005
Got a favorite song that you love to 'get it on'
or 'fool around' to? If so, what is it? Peace out.
5 Comments, 261 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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Love is a funny thing 7/3/2005
We all do silly and strange things too thoes that we love
the most. We offten hurt each other with out realising just
what we have done wrong.Is is humman nature or are we just
ignorant to our own stuppidity ..I think it's all the
above and we seem to like doing what we do..So why not have
a lil fun while we're here I say !!!
1 Comments, 107 Views,
6 Votes
,2.80 Score
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My Husband is going to Kill me when he reads this 6/23/2005
We have been together for fourteen years, but when we were
first dating, oh my. We had only had sex a few times and we
decided to do it doggie style. Well away we were going when
all of a sudden it slipped into the wrong hole. I was so shocked
that I bucked him off and he fell on the floor. I am not sure
who was more embarrased him or me. He got back on the bed and
we talked about it and ...
3 Comments, 1179 Views,
40 Votes
,3.72 Score
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i want relationship horror stories, please true only. 6/22/2005
i want everyone who reads this to reply with thier worst
relationship horror stories, true only please.
4 Comments, 520 Views,
11 Votes
,2.05 Score
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what do you do when you're caught in the act? 6/17/2005
I spent the night at my best friends house and in the moring
she woke me up and told me to go take a shower first. I was in
there and I was really aroused. My best friend is so hot and
she woke me up in a little skimmpy nighty. I was in the shower
and started masterbating. 5 minutes later she walks in
and says are you finished yet. It's clear glass so she
could see me plain as day. ...
2 Comments, 713 Views,
24 Votes
,4.72 Score
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QUICKY OR NOT? 5/31/2005
DO WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN SEX GOES ON FOR HOURS?
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT WHEN ITS QUICK AND WHEN IT GOES ON
FOR HOURS BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. HOW DO I KNOW WHEN SHE WANTS
A QUICKY OR THE LONG HALL?
PLEASE HELP
1 Comments, 573 Views,
15 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Is Cupid on strike? 4/25/2005
So this guy, lonely and tired of the same crap in the "real"
world. Tries the on line personals. He views some attractive
women and decides to join. Saying to himself "Wow,
this is great!
I'm not bad looking and have allot to offer."
He joins and begins sending emails to the women that seem
to be perfect. The on line site shows five of five hearts
or stars or dicks. It even sends him ...
0 Comments, 267 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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One for the Ladies 4/24/2005
A fireman and his wife were in a sexual rut. One day he came
home from the station after a full day of training, excited
as all hell. Honey, he said. Today we learned a new alarm
system to help us get to the fire quickly. On Bell 1, we slide
down the pole! On Bell 2, we get in our gear! On Bell 3, we jump
on the truck and head to the fire! I was thinking we could
use this system to enhance ...
2 Comments, 525 Views,
21 Votes
,6.84 Score
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"A World Without Orgasms?" ;-) 4/13/2005
Ladys, Gents! How would some of us deal with not being able
to orgasm? Although unfortunately some people are experiencing
this issue today; put yourself in their shoes and imagine
it. You'd have sex and reach the point of explosion
and couldn't spill a drop of your juices.
1 Comments, 157 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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